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H.E.N.C.H.men : Apocalympian

$10.00

Scumbags. Hired goons. Henchmen. The ignored + uncelebrated jerks that crowded the backgrounds of cartoons, cluttered up video games, and lingered in the toy aisle long after the good figures had escaped. Cobra Commander was surrounded by Cobra soldiers + officers. So many goombas, but only one King Koopa. And every Darth Vader came with an ocean of Stormtroopers.

This series has been cobbled, copied + cast from the best bits + pieces of all the old shit you forgot about. Made to represent a specific era, the Apocalympians meet at the intersection of sports and the end of the world. Somewhere between the Road Warrior and NFL SuperPro. Genetically enhanced to the breaking point, these beasts will eventually be playing catch with our skulls.

Each figure measures slightly over 3” tall + made of vacuumed + pressurized plastic, much like cereal prize figurines. Each figure comes bagged + numbered from 1 to 50.